I am just having some fun with this post - For serious information on climate change and why these silly lefties are wrong and/or thieves, go to http://wattsupwiththat.com.
In response to Breitbart.com’s Report on a video released by Conservation International back in October.
Dear Mother Nature,
I saw your video, and I am deeply offended.
I, for so many years, have held the belief that we would be arrogant to believe that we could affect the earth in the large, negative way that treehuggers (and crony capitalist politicians) claim we do.
You don’t exactly need us, from a secular standpoint. You have in fact been here much longer than us, though the exact period time is disputed.
I don’t dispute any of these claims. I think that based on all scientific evidence we have been able to collect, you are correct in all of these things.
The notion I take offense to, is that us “parasites” are helpless to your will.
“when I thrive, you thrive. When I falter, you falter… or worse” – Mother Earth AKA Julia Roberts
You have said that you have fed far greater species then mine. You have also said that you have starved far greater species than mine…
Really? A greater species? Name one.
We may be nothing more than fleas on the back of the metaphorical dog that is earth… But so what?
Last time I checked we damn near conquered your ass. And while we may not be hindering your performance as a whole, no dose of “flea-be-gone” you throw at us is going to end us.
“Starved far greater species than you.” Ha! Give me a break! You’ve been hanging out with Brian Williams too much.
Are we supposed to believe that the dinosaurs were trying to predict your next move Mother Nature?
We are a species that not only can tell what you are “thinking,” but with out failure tactically succeed in out smarting you every time.
We are a species that has, as a whole bested the worst you can throw at us. So much so that we got bored, built a f*cking space shuttle, launched ourselves into the unknown, all in the hopes of finding new problems we can tackle just to occupy our minds while we sit around comfortable on this boring battle ground you call earth.
Last time I checked the score was Mother Nature: 0 vs Man Kind: 1
Don’t you get too cocky either Mother Nature, it seems despite your omnipotent attitude you have forgotten one thing. Our relationship is symbiotic.
We aren’t powerful enough to destroy you, but don’t you dare suggest that we are helpless and just along for the ride. We may be fleas on your back, but we are fleas with f*cking space shuttles… ‘Merica
I want to reiterate that I am just having fun with this. For serious information on why environmentalism is as silly as silly can get be sure to visit http://wattsupwiththat.com and stick around because I might post a serious response to this video on a day when I feel slightly less aggravated.